i figured i couldn't get a blog off the ground without having at least one post, so here it is; my first blog post
i wouldn't even call it a BLOG, really. probably more like a diary for me to drunkenly jot my thoughts down and regret it the next day

or like write improprieties of the highest degree after a nasty breakup (:o

i thought having a personal blog and a website would be so cool and then i get to designing a website and it turns out i really fucking suck at designing websites. i also have a terrible work ethic and am really lazy. nobody told me it was this hard being creatively bankrupt, that's why i'm going with this brutalist black and white build with a clean Google:tm: font until i get a decent idea again.

but yeah. blog. website. here. make like the black eye peas and let's get it started in here
...no, i'm pretty sure they said "let's get it started in here"............,

oh, by the way; i'm charging like 0 dollars for these quote enquote "ad spaces" i got lying around my website, so if i like you enough and you want to display something you got even if it's completely random or a meme let me know and make sure it fits the following sizes:

    128x300
    125x125
    200x200
    728x90 (the breadwinners)
    etc

it can be a gif, png/jpeg or even a fla file as long as it follows the resolution and doesn't try to pull some full screen bullshit

i actually wish flare exported to html canvas so i wouldn't have to embed ruffle on my website because that seems like overkill for simple flash-like ads
also ruffle hates it when you try to autoplay bc blah blah blah web browsers dont want you autoplaying audio anymore; which is fair we should have left that shit way back in 2001
i can't tell you how many times i've gotten jumpscared by those rogue antivirus sites as a kid that autoplay audio and drive-by-download hella malware

i almost miss it in some sick twisted sense bc nowadays as a kid the only thing you have to fear is getting groomed by some 25 year old douchebag on discord or amino
which is still PRETTY FUCKING SCARY. but i think kids should be scared over getting a virus or two not having their innocence irreversibly ruined by some nonce who can't date their own age

wait i'm getting way off track. contact me for ad space or dont. make sure it looks pretty while i make sure my site looks pretty (clueless)